I’m getting sloshed tonight
The kind of drunk that makes you forget,
And your girlfriends keep you from falling over,
And your hipster hat gets blue martinis on it.
I’m gonna f*** these fears finally
And for the first time feel alive
I’m going to Chicago, going for the city lights,
And there I’m gonna kiss a guy
That guy I’ve been wanting to kiss for so long,
He is going to make it too,
He’s going to hold me round the waist
And close to him and I’ll pull him even closer.
Until after years of waiting our lips meet,
And now in a consummate waste of sexual energy,
I’ll ruin all we ever had in a blissful one night union
Of two lost souls in a night made by one.
I’m sorry for how badly I want to ruin everything,
My heart, my soul, the world
It’s like I could breathe if just for a moment,
The pain I have was real.