Phil’sosophy of the Night

I need a man in my life.For some very important reasons.Like earth shattering crucialness here people.There are spiders in houses. Seriously. SPIDERS.And sooner or later there will be a spider in MY house. And I may or may not....who am I kidding...I WILL have to kill it myself.All by myself. While shaking, and squealing....and....running,Probably clothed in a... Continue Reading →


I wonder what would happen if I suddenly started blogging funny things. Like no more sad mopey depressing poems and all the crazy stories I bore my friends with everyday. I mean, let's be fair, my life is NUTS. The W-E-I-R-D-E-S-T things happen to me. I have been told I need to make my life... Continue Reading →

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